As if life isn't complicated enough as it is, you are apparently constantly missing out on what others have to say about you. And believe me, they are talking about you. All the time.Luckily you can now feed your paranoia monster with nifty devices like 'Listen Up' and 'Loud n clear'. Hear everything anybody anywhere has to say about you at anytime. Go to sports events and hear the blonde Neanderthal next to you roar 'till your ears bleed. Try to enjoy nature while you are haunted by your own footsteps. I hope they have one that goes to 11.
Hehehe!!! You go to 11. There's a whole line of these 'made for older folks' commercials. The cell phone for oldies was my favorite... it had huge buttons and only like two functions. These commercials are stealing the "I've fallen, and I can't get up" lady's thunder.
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